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xvarnah
· 5 years ago
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I mean, if I survived being skinned alive and felt well enough to stand up, you better believe I'm keeping that skin as a souvenir
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snowbeast
· 5 years ago
The early Christians didn't mess about with who got canonized. "Did good deeds in life? Yeah no thanks, come back when you've been blinded for your faith - it will be so picturesque to paint you holding your eyes on a plate."
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cheesecrackers
· 5 years ago
I mean, early Christians would build alters out of the bones of their martyred brothers and sisters and then illegally worship and consume the flesh and blood of their God who had been publicly executed by the state, so sounds about right
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xvarnah
· 5 years ago
Early Christians were metal af
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sunflowers
· 5 years ago
I guess they played too many video games :(
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