Poor poor boots

The Govt is pulling troops from Harris jewellery. Manicurists are shocked

Never marry the stripper. If you get it you get it.

oh no

Hope they have a good return policy

HOOAH!

First stop is the dodge dealership to get a new challenger and then the second stop is to get a wedding ring for the future dependa that you’ve known two weeks who is going to be shacking up with Jody while you’re out on deployment.

I'm guessing Harris must've had a great discount for service personnel