Disturbing

On that note: alligators have "always-erect, bungee-penises."

Gators always got a boing boing ready. You learn something every day.

While on the topic, did you know sharks have 2 'penises' made of cartillage?

... while on the subject, did you know snakes have two hemi-penises/two clitori (in some species)?
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And, ofc, my favourite fall-back: Kangaroos have 3 vaginas