Kids are so adorable

Sounding out “gpelol” in a kid’s voice really does sound like a small child trying so hard to say computer. That is adorable.

At least the mom is a totally reasonable age

What if the kid got the age right and she really does love to "eat" penis?

My child filled out this exact sheet at school this year.
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Mine said 100 years old.
I love to eat everything.
I’m really good at raising my voice.
I’m always saying clean up your room.
I’m super because I cook.