Don't do more than what is required
5 years ago by dorhduda · 1049 Likes · 10 comments · Popular
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natethegreat
· 5 years ago
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Show me the money.
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funkmasterrex
· 5 years ago
For that much money I'll cradle the balls, stroke the shaft, work the pipe and swallow the gravy. Get over here, let's do this!
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guest_
· 5 years ago
Lol. Nice reference.
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funkmasterrex
· 5 years ago
It's a great film, what can I say.
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captainjackharknes
· 5 years ago
I mean he could start suckin dicks for $1 each, and suck the 300 billion dicks he said he would.
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9greenlizards
· 5 years ago
but what if it was with mike pence ?
guest_
· 5 years ago
Mike pence is a God Fearing, homophobic conservative republican politician. You’re out of your mind if you think he’d be involved in paying billions for sex with a man. Those guys stick to $50-200 at an airport bathroom or motel on the other side of town. “It’s not gay if you pay” is their favorite passage of the Bible (citation needed...) but they believe in honest work- so in this price range he’d consider it a socialist hand out- and if I recall correctly his older campaigns used the slogan “no hand out for handjobs.” Although... maybe it could be Pence.
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funkmasterrex
· 5 years ago
Ahem... you forget one thing about people like ol' Pounce. If you built a zoo for hypocrites, he wouldn't fit. It would be like... and I'm sorry for this... putting a great white in a tank.
funkmasterrex
· 5 years ago
My point is, he'd suck a dick for the right price. Honestly, he'd probably suck the right dick for free.
guest_
· 5 years ago
Not to nit pick- I think I noticed a typo in your reply. I think you meant to say: “probably has sucked...”
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