Balls and boobs aren’t the same? First of all one of them is aesthetically pleasing. Second of all breasts are secondary sexual characteristics, to be equated more with the display of body hair. Which I do believe some men practice.
We should just have a planet wide vote with two option, cover literally everything or cover literally nothing. That'll solve all the issues totally 100% foolproof
Your eyes are supposed to be covered!
*shoves cloth in your irises*
*layers you in duct tape*
*slathers you in tar*
*covers dragonrock in tarp*
*covers tarp in molten lava*