That seems pretty accurate

Watch out, we got a badass over here.

Depends on how many Jackie Chan movies you're willing to watch.

Wow, thanks a lot Mr. Schrute

“How long, on average, does it take a person to earn a blackbelt?” I mean, I get the sentiment, but it only exists due to the ambiguous structure of the sentence.

Pfffffff. I'm average af. And i had earn one.