I f*ck that up too.

Rap God. I crave death and everyone knows white guys can't rap asides from Eminem and Lil Dicky.

The Macarena. How are they gonna kill me if they don't know the words themselves?

Bohemian rhapsody or the one (english version) by babymetal

The ABC's
I ain't taking no chances

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The hot cross buns song

Wonderwall. My attacker will pull out an acoustic guitar and start playing, thus allowing me to escape.