Only to repeat my self: it way more implies the existence of formal sex, which I actually would find rather amusing.
- (Wearing some robe of office) "May I ask you to extract your lower body from its vesture in preparation of the petitioner of said action to imbibe liquids from your genitals."
Lmao. I picture some differences by country. Like the UK o see being very “pinkies up!” “No slouching!” “Now now- we don’t uses curses in the bedroom like roughians! Ladies: repeat after me: heavens to mergatroid. Gentlemen: gawd save the Queen...”
But in the US, formal sexuality would be where you had all your prenegotiations and contracts signed, the legal department had signed off and all sex documents were notarized. You’d then send a nice fruit basket and hand written note the next day.
In the southern US, formal sex would be where everyone was wearing their best clothes and the whole family was waiting outside. There would be a lunch or early dinner after and older gentlemen would wear white suits.
The Scandinavian countries would be rather confused about the whole thing. Sweden would wonder what sex wasn’t formal- but would still make an app so you could organize and track it. Denmark wouldn’t understand there is formal sex because sec with who or whatever would just be sex as long as everyone had a good time, and Norway would be busy fishing. Finland wouldn’t have much to say about it unless you went to the sauna.
- (Wearing some robe of office) "May I ask you to extract your lower body from its vesture in preparation of the petitioner of said action to imbibe liquids from your genitals."