*click* nice

But how many dickslaps can cook a chicken?

If gru is 14 feet tall how tall are his daughters

dOeSn'T aCcOuNt FoR eNeRgY dIsPeRtIoN oR sUrFaCe ArEa...
UNLESS GRU IS NEEDLE DICK.

dick size doesnt tend to scale proportional to height in basically any height condition like dwarfism or gigantism, Chances are he would have an average sized dick which would look absolutely tiny on his huge body

Time to hit the reset button