How I live my life

*loud thumping on windows* *starts screeching like a harpy* WEE WOO WEE WOO WEE WOO

This reminds me of something I read where it said "If you think there is a monster hiding in your closet looking at you, masturbate while staring at the closet like a crazy person. That way the monster will be to scared to come out." Lmfao

I just furiously masturbate while making smouldering eye contact with the ghost/demon that lives in my closet. It makes them really uncomfortable.