Anyone around?

@heyheyyouyou I don't like your girlfriend

must be hard being a white, straight, American male, every single time before you wanna make some joke, you gotta take a damn careful look around and rephrase what you wanna say like 10 times.
i cant relate, I'm an asian, better, I'm a Vietnamese.

Trying to make a joke as a cis-het white man is like juggling claymores and landmines.

As a straight white male the only things I can joke about are sweater vests and bread.

This joke is so black I need to switch on the lights