For the potato lovers

Tater tots.

Curly fries are better than waffle fries; and garlic aioli curly fries are even better.
Also how the fuck you gonna rank cheese fries and chili cheese fries so low and then have cheese fries ahead of chili cheese fries!? What kinda I am Sam full-retard ranking is this?

Smiley is definitely way too low on the list. I love those little smiling bastards

Where's the poutine?