Green friday

Why is it called Black Friday? Because it is the lead up to a white Christmas and it’s always darkest before dawn. (Feel free leave your own wrong reason.)

It's Black Friday because on that day the majority of us become selfish, asshole, cogs in the corporate machine, revealing the true nature of our black souls.

It's black friday because none of us really like it, but continue to participate anyways putting us in a dark mood.

I think it was originally named by the retail employees that were forced to work on that day.