Whaaaat!!!

I feel it

Halp

It's back. The post that made me cackle like a mad chicken in class 6 years ago has found its way back in my life.
And I still know these instructions by heart.

I had a body scrub that said something like "Use twice a week, or more often if you've ever been called 'Old Lizard Legs' by your friends"

Sorry to sound like targeted advertising, but you'll love this brand of shampoo: Aussie.
It's also got these amazing directions on how to use it.