German newspaper titling "bye, all ye brits"

"Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!"

This is proof zat ze Germans do haf a sense of humour

Now go away, or we shall taunt you a second time.

"You don't frighten us, English pig dogs. Go and boil your bottoms, you sons of a silly person. I blow my nose at you, so-called "Arthur King," you and all your silly English K-nig-hts."