Sounds about right

i guess the charging cords, I never owned an apple product. But when they were told to standardise the plugs to be universal, they standardise them for themselves

I guess. I can't even make sense of the way they look. Aren't charging cords usually some sort or male-male configuration? Where do those female ends go, and why are some of them so wide?

These are all adaptors/splitters between USB, micro-USB, that thick one that I don't know the name of on the far right

Hmm. That actually makes it seem slightly less ridiculous. I guess I'd need someone to label each individual one in order for me to grasp what I'm looking at.