My brain hurts

Op needs to repeat the 4th grade

I assume the joke is that the teacher is so hot the kid can't learn so his writing is all messed up.
So it's asking if you are willing to fuck up your education for a teacher that is hot and 100k.
But seriously I have Dyslexia and this hurt like FUCK to read.

As a certified idiot, this makes complete sense

My brain tried to reorder the first part but the second part got me completely. But that hurt my brain.

I feel like that Nazi glasses dude when they opened up the Ark of the Covenant in Raiders...