Its an albany expression

Excuse me what the fuck

I beg your pardon but they are NOT envelopes

Holy Moly; I thought this was a joke but I Googled it! It's actually a real thing. on e-bay of all places; it runs $169.99. EBAY!!,

But does it come with a NSFW warning?

you need to rethink your life choices if you think detoxing your vagina will improve things