Went to Motherhood Maternity with the wife today....Never seen such a true advertisement

Or off of your face

Maybe you're just laying down?

My understanding is most people LIKE having boobs on their faces
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(And laying down and having your boobs go sideways is not the same as having your boobs growing out the sides of your body)

You got me there

Yes my precious, you is valid because people who want to sell you stuff say so. Let's celebrate your boobs. Be proud of them, show them to the world... when you're not wearing one of these oh-so-edgy-and-original bras. In fact I can help you chose a form that'll fit you.

I cant find mine

Well I just tried but my brain immediately got distracted by deciding the first boobs on the left combined with the sideways boobs just below them look a bit like the head of a spider with it's front legs hanging down.
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Or maybe a slightly uncertain mushroom type fellow. Either way I can't unsee it