>Lawyer: "Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?"
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>Witness: "No."
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> Lawyer: "Did you check for blood pressure?"
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>Witness: "No."
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>Lawyer: "Did you check for breathing?"
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>Witness: "No."
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>Lawyer: "So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?"
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>Witness: "No."
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>Lawyer: "How can you be so sure, Doctor?"
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>Witness: "Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar."
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>Lawyer: "But could the patient have still been alive nevertheless?"
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>Witness: "Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law somewhere."
I was just thinking that!
I have a theory that this is intentional to covertly inform the citizens of the world that JFK's death was faked by the government and that he actually resides in an undisclosed location along with Tupac, Michael Jackson, and all the other "dead famous people".
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>Witness: "No."
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> Lawyer: "Did you check for blood pressure?"
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>Witness: "No."
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>Lawyer: "Did you check for breathing?"
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>Witness: "No."
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>Lawyer: "So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?"
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>Witness: "No."
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>Lawyer: "How can you be so sure, Doctor?"
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>Witness: "Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar."
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>Lawyer: "But could the patient have still been alive nevertheless?"
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>Witness: "Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law somewhere."
I have a theory that this is intentional to covertly inform the citizens of the world that JFK's death was faked by the government and that he actually resides in an undisclosed location along with Tupac, Michael Jackson, and all the other "dead famous people".