What to Do When Your Car Is Stranded In the Snow

"Billy! What are you doing in the middle if the street? Wheres your phone? I'll call you a tow truck. You're causing traffic in front of my house"

I like the tire idea

AOM is a good time

7. Get some snow to keep your beers chilled

Not sure the heater actually causes more fuel consumption, it just leaches heat from the cooling system.