He Actually Got Off Relatively Squat-Free

For anyone wondering his routine would be:
30 Burpees
50 Jumping jacks
1 minute wall sit
30 Jumping jacks
15 Push ups
.
20 burpees
40 Jumping jacks
20 squats
50 Jumping jacks
20 burpees
20 burpees
50 Jumping jacks 
15 Push ups
15 second arm circles
40 Jumping jacks
30 second arm circles
15 pushups
10 pushups 
50 Jumping jacks
15 pushups
10 pushups
50 Jumping jacks
15 pushups
50 Jumping jacks
20 second arm circles
20 squats

I'm not going to use my actual name, but my username results in:
60 Jumping jacks
3 minute wall sit
50 jumping jacks
15 pushups
25 burpees
50 Jumping jacks
20 squats
.
Which actually doesn't sound like it would kill a person so that's nice

But... My whole name including my 3 first names consists of 24 letters :'(

*looks at my username* Hahahaha haha I’m not even gonna attempt it

210 jumping jacks from all but two vowels in my name. My legs would look like a cyclists if I could do that daily.