It's all falling apart

Maybe "an axe to your head" instead
That'd do

Ooh, kinky!

*slowly backs away from xvarnah*

I have a tendency of getting very physical
So Watch your step, cause if I do, you'll need a miracle

*grabs some miracle whip* well then

That's the joke

Yes but not everybody gets the joke because they’re not a mainstream band, so I wanted to provide context