My sister is offering her thanksgiving “hey mom and dad I have a new girlfriend”

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My sister is offering her thanksgiving “hey mom and dad I have a new girlfriend”

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jokur_and_batmon · 4 years ago · FIRST

She looks crazy but that’s none of my business

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mr_pigeonwizard · 4 years ago

My sister is offering her thanksgiving “hey mom and dad I have a new girlfriend” services.
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lyonstill · 4 years ago

This can turn bad really quickly.

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kcat · 4 years ago

what does she plan on doing if she was hired on the 75$ package and someone asks her what she does or how she met the guy? Demand they pay her for that information?

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corkyloothemermaid · 4 years ago

I’m guessing it’s just not a “cute” backstory or something along those lines

kcat · 4 years ago

“I was at the sperm bank window shopping when this guy showed up”

corkyloothemermaid · 4 years ago

That definitely qualifies under “cute” backstory

kcat · 4 years ago

I am now ready to offer my services as a thanksgiving date

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My sister is offering her thanksgiving “hey mom and dad I have a new girlfriend”

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