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parisqeen
· 4 years ago
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If you see that shite happen you scream for a zoo keeper. These are the same type of people who throw rocks at animals in their enclosures.
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bethorien
· 4 years ago
just shoot'em, no jury in the state jail you
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funkmasterrex
· 4 years ago
I was going to start with a leg sweep and then pummel his face. I can't hit her without breaking my own moral code, but perhaps I could get her to trip and face-plant over his body; thus leg sweeping her.
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parisqeen
· 4 years ago
Step on both of them and see how they like it.
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pogmothoin
· 4 years ago
I agree. Step on them but also rip out a hand full of hair!
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iccarus
· 4 years ago
telling the zoo staff would have been a start
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guest
· 4 years ago
But where’s the fun and satisfaction in that?
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penguincat
· 4 years ago
The fun and satisfaction comes when we report them and their description to the whole rest of the zoo and our security team and if we see them do something again they get banned.
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garlog
· 4 years ago
Hah, dum burds.
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harperfan7
· 4 years ago
Retards; could probably just ask the zoo. They drop feathers all the time.
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garlog
· 4 years ago
The chase is better than the catch.
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