Finally I can board planes more frequently

Economy sucks enough as it is, this is just flat out rape

They put you in the cargo storage and say “good luck”

Just... how? How could it possibly get worse?

Steward class: where a ticket costs half the price of economy but you have to serve drinks and clean the plane after landing.
Standing class: where a ticket is two-thirds economy rates, but you have to stand for the duration of the flight and restrooms are off-limits.
Cargo class: cheapest ticket but are subjected to harsh conditions riding with the luggage.