Honey, get my belt!

C all the above

My mom literally laughed

I don’t think I ever touched a hot stove, actually

My mother just told me that stoves hurt from a really young age so I wouldn’t be a dumbass and touch it

I don't think I've ever touched a hot stove cause that just seems obvious but I have touched a hot saucepan/pot and boy did it sting. Parents reaction was mostly B.

I slipped and slapped it while flailing around, it wasn't intentional

when i was really really little i touched a blacklight not understanding what it was and my mom with both at once.

All if the Above

C they laughed