Didn't want this one to die

That's why I haven't been eaten yet...

I’m sorry. Would you like me to eat you Dr.?

.....ok

Um imma be real and say idk how to properly cook a person

It's in the cook book! THE COOK BOOK!

I’m sorry! I normally just watch a basics without babish

Omg you watch babish too? :O

I love babish so much

Me too! I love his videos!
If you need to see how to cook human though I recommend his hannibal video on lamb leg

Yeah but that definitely doesn’t cover the dismemberment of a human skeleton nor how to prepare blood into a delicious cocktail

If you need blood prep then watch his game of thrones video. As for human skull stuff, I can teach you that for free

Thanks Doc. I’ll need it for my enemies

And me? Am I still to be eaten?

Ah yeah if that’s what you’d like me to do. Any particular fashion or cuisine?

(Resists the urge to say what I want to say)
I honestly prefer the old fashioned way myself

Oh please do say what you wish and do elaborate

(REFUSES to say what I want to say)
The old fashioned way involves just easy simple neck biting

(SAY IT OR SO HELP ME ILL KILL THE LAB ASSISSTANT) yeah I think I can pull off the neck bite just lemme grab my reusable straws

(EDDY IS ALREADY DEAD)
Oh boy, this is gonna be fun!

(HES GONNA STAY DEADER THIS TIME EW. JUST TELL ME) Would prefer paper, silicone, or metal?

(IF I TELL YOU YOU MIGHT RUN AWAY THOUGH)
Technically I'd prefer if it was just fangs on neck, but there is a virus going around (idk how bad it affects vampires, I havent asked), so metal works for me

(t e l l m e) okay my straws and I can be there anytime before sunrise

(PROMISE ME?)
You are invited in anytime

( y e s ) alright I’ll be right over. I’m awfully hungry lately...

(Ok...
*ahem*
Preferably, I'd be swallowed whole)
I'm sure I will make for a... HEARTY meal then?

( eh you didn’t ask to be ate out or have your dick sucked so yeah no need to run off) oh yeah you will. The blood of the not so innocent *pulls out 6ft long straws*

(Ok good)
Only 6 feet?

I didn’t want to have to stop at a store, so I brought what I had. Is that gonna be okay?

Oh its fine. I'm avoiding stores too tbh