When you're broke af but your cat's got your back and provides for both of you

Fry that bad boy up and serve with caper sauce

[bangs gong] Master! Dinner is prepared!

Goodest boi

one time my cat brought a rabbit in the house but refused to kill it, just broke it's legs. so I had to take it in the kitchen and take it's head off with a hatchet on my cutting board. True story.