This is a win win, win situation

“So I had a friend who was protesting and got arrested. They called their job from jail to tell them that they were in jail and weren’t going to be able to come to work. Why did their job bail them out and make them come to work?”

I think the last line is supposed to be "why, their job bailed them out and made them come to work"

It's "while". Trust me... tis' "while"... why ya'll both wrong.

It's a good thing English is not America's national language

I have the same response when I see some redneck shit. But honestly, if you're that bad at your first language I also assume you just don't give a fuck.