It works. Story time....
Alrighty so ima put on Good Morning simply because this is a good morning. Fuck you Kanye first and foremost.
Alright, now... the scene. First we must start with the concrete. There's the normal street that is just like.... in front of the house being all normal street... but there's also an alley in the back. When parking a car, the alley is used. The alley runs parallel to the main street.
Scene set.
I once convinced a guy chasing me that I was chasing myself with only a glance and then proceed not only to send him on a goose chase, but send him on a goose chase in front of my own fucking house. I gave him a glance that said "I'll take the alley, you take main street".. and he just fucking went with it... I'm upstairs looking at this dude running around in circles... and then my homies regrouped because home base was home base before we waged war. Oh, yeah.. another dude literally got egged in the face. I don't take credit for that, that was
homie's accuracy. Like boom egg in face. Fucking amazing.
The next day... neither the egged guy or the circle guy knew what the fuck happened. I'll never forget the circle guy lambasting about it as we prepared our trombones.
A few years later and Casino Royale and there I am on a couch with his sister. His sister is way cooler.... dude himself was a jackass and deserved it.
Fake it til you make it.
But understand this, it's risky and there are people who can see right through your bullshit.
If they're having a fine day, you're lucky but if they are not and wanting some entertainment, you're done for.
In 8th grade I didn’t do my immigration project and expected to fail and lose major points from my overall grade. Teacher called me into her classroom and apologized for losing my project, put on a facade and asked her how, she said she accidentally threw it out. I took my chance and asked if I was going to suffer, she said she remembered my grade and added 5 more points. I ended with a 71/75 on a project I didn’t even do. No one questioned it.
I think Derren Brown has a clip where he goes to get food at various places in NYC and pays with only pieces of paper. (He later comes back to actually pay the thing) Only a few people catch it.
Alrighty so ima put on Good Morning simply because this is a good morning. Fuck you Kanye first and foremost.
Alright, now... the scene. First we must start with the concrete. There's the normal street that is just like.... in front of the house being all normal street... but there's also an alley in the back. When parking a car, the alley is used. The alley runs parallel to the main street.
Scene set.
I once convinced a guy chasing me that I was chasing myself with only a glance and then proceed not only to send him on a goose chase, but send him on a goose chase in front of my own fucking house. I gave him a glance that said "I'll take the alley, you take main street".. and he just fucking went with it... I'm upstairs looking at this dude running around in circles... and then my homies regrouped because home base was home base before we waged war. Oh, yeah.. another dude literally got egged in the face. I don't take credit for that, that was
The next day... neither the egged guy or the circle guy knew what the fuck happened. I'll never forget the circle guy lambasting about it as we prepared our trombones.
A few years later and Casino Royale and there I am on a couch with his sister. His sister is way cooler.... dude himself was a jackass and deserved it.
But understand this, it's risky and there are people who can see right through your bullshit.
If they're having a fine day, you're lucky but if they are not and wanting some entertainment, you're done for.