Lmfao this is so true lol
Like what just happen before my husband went to work today.
I smelled something really bad and I covered my nose and mouth. I asked him “DID YOU FART?”
He nodded, laughed, and said “Yeah!”
I said “Thank God I thought it was a gas leak!”
(We have a gas stove that uses a propane canister)
Lmfao
That is normal everyday love.
O I don’t find them funny lol
Well unless it is an animal or a baby.
But my husband thinks it is so funny.
I personally think the only excuse for farting in front of someone is you accidentally did it or you are sick.
My husband thinks farts should be allowed as long as the person you do it in front of is not a stranger. Yes he farts in front of coworkers lol
But over the years I have grown to accept his nasty ass lol that is love truly.
Accepting their faults and loving them anyways. (As long as their faults isn’t a bad fault if you get what I mean lol)
My leadhand loved inflicting his world class death farts on his coworkers. The first we'd know, while sitting at the table during breaks or meals, is when we'd notice his silent shaking from surpressed laughter and seconds later the agony began. Horrible and lingering, they were his trademark. One winter morning, while waiting for his bus, he innocently let one rip just prior to boarding. He got on the crowded bus, made his way to the middle, and because of the heat, HE UNZIPPED HIS PARKA! Though, ordinarily, he never would hurt innocent bystanders, he'd not taken the containing properties of his knee lenght parka into account. He took great pleasure in describing the progress, as his foul miasma silently radiated outward, of pinched faces, surpressed gags and questioning, accusing looks. I've never seen him laugh as hard.
Like what just happen before my husband went to work today.
I smelled something really bad and I covered my nose and mouth. I asked him “DID YOU FART?”
He nodded, laughed, and said “Yeah!”
I said “Thank God I thought it was a gas leak!”
(We have a gas stove that uses a propane canister)
Lmfao
That is normal everyday love.
Well unless it is an animal or a baby.
But my husband thinks it is so funny.
I personally think the only excuse for farting in front of someone is you accidentally did it or you are sick.
My husband thinks farts should be allowed as long as the person you do it in front of is not a stranger. Yes he farts in front of coworkers lol
But over the years I have grown to accept his nasty ass lol that is love truly.
Accepting their faults and loving them anyways. (As long as their faults isn’t a bad fault if you get what I mean lol)