Someone at my work was cheated on. He brought all of her shoes to work!

And the dark red ones next to the zebra ones.

Ah yes, true.

Thanks, I didnt wanna write it, but my thoughts exactly.

Happy to take the fall ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Because shoes are very expensive and if you have this many, clearly you love shoes. This is the equivalent of giving away (if they're being handed out) thousands of dollars