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Does he have paypal tho

*me standing on the dock without a coin phone in hand* Who uses physical money anymore?! Get with the times old man!

I'll just do a bank transfer, what's your number? What bank are you with? Yeah, it make take a few days, don't worry, it'll go through.

I'm just imagining OP hesitantly asking the vulture for help and the vulture explains that he has a job to do, but then Prometheus goes like “Go help him, not like I can go anywhere with my guts hanging out”

Oh yes Prometheus thank you! I don't know what I was thinking.

Sisyphus would be a rock, I mean that might help too, just squish em and search in the remains, they're already dead anyway