Testicles hanging around like ????

Testicles just swaying in a swing, hoping someone plays with him

I'll write a book about this, said Chronicles. But he was punched in the jaw by Muscles, so he had to pay a visit to Denticles

Ah yes. Testicles, son of bofades

Idk about y'all but that actually sounds better to me lol
Also the whole Testicles thing was a joke in Assassin's Creed Odyssey with Testikles being this big arrogant hunk of a guy who's actually really wimpy