3 year old after the sickness came

My 6 year is similar, though he calls it "the virus".

I've spent too much time looking through my window pretending we are in fact in a post-apocalyptic novel and this post sounds like shit I would say.

My mom had Amazon deliver Corona (the beer) two days ago.

Saw a group of kids playing tag in the yard a while back. Perfectly normal except instead of saying "tag, you're it" they said "Corona". Made me think of "Ring around the Rosie".