Just having a cold one from my cooler

I was about to say "this dude got no legs" but then I realised that wasn't a person standing next to him

Improvise, adapt, overcome

When life give you lemons

Do those legs go all the way to the top? Oh. No. They don't.

Oh no, he had one too many, now he's legless.

my dude, you look like a more handsome Shia LaBoeuf.