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cakelover · 5 years ago · FIRST

Well, if it saves me money on house insurance
*shrugs*

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nicengelman · 5 years ago

I slap my apartment with my penis all day and it doesn't make a single thing better

mialinay · 5 years ago

Not even your mood? Sounds like fun.

nicengelman · 5 years ago

It's not my apartment that I want to be slapping with my penis

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catfluff · 5 years ago

dr_richard_ew · 5 years ago

Cover my dick in a home

jwjwjw · 5 years ago

Welcome to the modern world!