One day when I was getting my now 13 yr old but than 7 yr old daughter ready for school she thought it be funny that while I was helping her change her clothes she fart bare ass at me.
So there she was just stepped out her under garments as I was handing her new ones for her to put on she gave a small squat and farted.
Except not just a fart came out a poop liquid squirt shot at me and missed my foot by a quarter inch.
She turned her torso while her feet stay planted and looks at the ground behind her and says with a giggle “Well that wasn’t supposed to happen!”
I was so mad but because of what she said I couldn’t catch my breath enough to tell her she was in trouble.
And now I have a fear of bare butts and farting. I think they will shit on me lol.
My kid thinks this is hilarious so she try’s to repeat the original experience for me nearly every day. So this been going on for around 6 yrs I’m on the verge of killing her lmfao
So there she was just stepped out her under garments as I was handing her new ones for her to put on she gave a small squat and farted.
Except not just a fart came out a poop liquid squirt shot at me and missed my foot by a quarter inch.
She turned her torso while her feet stay planted and looks at the ground behind her and says with a giggle “Well that wasn’t supposed to happen!”
I was so mad but because of what she said I couldn’t catch my breath enough to tell her she was in trouble.
And now I have a fear of bare butts and farting. I think they will shit on me lol.
My kid thinks this is hilarious so she try’s to repeat the original experience for me nearly every day. So this been going on for around 6 yrs I’m on the verge of killing her lmfao