These days I wish we had President Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho's

don't jinx it

If Gatorade told him to do it he would

"We've been in discussion with Gatorade and we're going to fix our agricultural problem so we can win this trade war. Trust me, it's going to be so beautiful; we're going to grow soy crops and the corn, the amazing corn, like you've never seen before. A lot of people don't know this, but corn is now pretty much in everything; we're going to have the strongest corn again; and our country will be strong again."
Yeah I can absolutely see him saying it..