My wife said that a knife would be too scary for trick or treaters so this is my plan B

The incredibly slow murderer with an extremely inefficient weapon

2 scoops of murder

Until you finally collapse from all the soft spots created in your skull.

And again and again and again and again ...

Me scaring kids: I will SPOON YOU!!!
My mum on call: explain again how you got arrested?

That title is amazing. For those who don't know, plan B is also a pill a woman can consume to prevent fertilization for up to 48 hrs after having sex; so the spoon being "plan b", when taken as an abortion joke, and the fact trick are treaters are 95% kids, is extra dark, extra funny and all in all, a win.

I saw a toddler dressed as the chucky doll, had a plastic knife and everything. It was adorably terrifying.