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xvarnah
· 3 years ago
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FIRST
I don't really want to provide context, but I'll play nice:
https://m.funsubstance.com/chat/view/id/268591/
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captainjackharknes
· 3 years ago
Okay so there's a banana in my ear, and a carrot up my ass, what now?
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xvarnah
· 3 years ago
And you're *sure* you don't want a doctor?
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captainjackharknes
· 3 years ago
The apple is... Somewhere.
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xvarnah
· 3 years ago
How did you afford the Apple??
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dr_richard_ew
· 3 years ago
*checks out the X-Ray*
Hmmmm by my calculations, you can't afford my services
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catfluff
· 3 years ago
Now you cannot afford headphones
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captainjackharknes
· 3 years ago
I still haven't even got paid to even get the headphones
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xvarnah
· 3 years ago
I still haven't gotten paid for the financial advice
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captainjackharknes
· 3 years ago
Can I pay you in sexual favors?
*Builds u a deck, but sexually*
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xvarnah
· 3 years ago
HOW DID YOU AFFORD THE SURGERY, OP?!
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captainjackharknes
· 3 years ago
With my body, of course.
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dr_richard_ew
· 3 years ago
And boy did he pay!
*very breathless*
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captainjackharknes
· 3 years ago
Yeah, he got one of my kidneys.
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catfluff
· 3 years ago
Now don't go selling the other one off as well
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captainjackharknes
· 3 years ago
Wait you're supposed to keep one?
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xvarnah
· 3 years ago
Anything more than half is superfluous
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f__kyeahhamburg
· 3 years ago
Well that advice rather comes from Charly the unicorn, but ok
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xvarnah
· 3 years ago
...he's onto us, boys
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Hmmmm by my calculations, you can't afford my services
*Builds u a deck, but sexually*
*very breathless*