I wanna tuck you all to bed

...I have no words for you.

This would be the time to tell you that I just did it again when I got the notification

Never change. Lol

You say that like I have any control over this lol

Same thing. Haha

I had the same feeling, but turns out @fuckmetothebed doesn't actually exist

Hello, is it me you're looking for?

Yup...I'm out.

All those years I've been hoping to inspire someone to create an account, though I'm pretty sure that's... @purplepumpkin?

Drat I'm so predictable :'(
I suck at being a secret agent.

You didn't even try to defend yourself haha

I'm a little bit disappointed for not getting tagged

Good point
*puts on fake moustache*
No zat pumpkin is not me. I am a human.
...Wait