An ancient mystery gets an answer

That goddamn recorder. I don't even know how many times I had to play hot cross buns in music class.

I still can remember how to play Mary Had a Little Lamb

haha Satan of course, that explains everything!

It actually helped me learn my left from right.

It thought me how to blow

LUCIFER'S WRATH IS APON US, but it's okay, he'll bring a box of Cinnabons

Doo doo doo
Doo doo doo
Doo do do do Doo do do do
Doo doo doo

The screechy instrument of DOOM! That thing made my ears bleed when I played it

I still get excited when i see one today

one a penny two a penny hot cross buns

Elementary schools are required to have either choir or recorders to help develop children's lungs.