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inspectora
· 3 years ago
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I love this man.
nelson
· 3 years ago
So no one is going
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deleted
· 3 years ago
"Independently fact-checked" So all jokes and thoughts are fact-checked now. So if I say I love dogs and they see me with a cat, they will flag my tweet?
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xvarnah
· 3 years ago
Be honest now: we all KNOW catgirls don't beat their husbands anywhere near enough to appeal to you
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deleted
· 3 years ago
I agree with you.
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xvarnah
· 3 years ago
Your life expectancy has increased
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deleted
· 3 years ago
Thank you, appreciate it. *sleeps with both eyes closed*
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xvarnah
· 3 years ago
And a machete under the pillow
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deleted
· 3 years ago
Why a machete? I thought we were cool. *opens one eye*. I need to sleep.
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xvarnah
· 3 years ago
We're cool! For now..
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thatguyyouknow
· 3 years ago
Well @nelson looks like you aren't going to mars
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nelson
· 3 years ago
You say that like you’re going
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thatguyyouknow
· 3 years ago
I know I'm not going but I've more of a chance than your foot loving ass
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xvarnah
· 3 years ago
@Nelson my how the turns have tabled
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nelson
· 3 years ago
Is giving up the only choice I can make that won’t get labeled a kink?
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xvarnah
· 3 years ago
Giving up is literally such a big kink it's part of the BDSM acronym, my friend
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nelson
· 3 years ago
Not that kind of giving up
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