This is so true can we please carpetbomb Latvia

This post gave me cancer

Only Vodyanoy is capable of ejaculating fresh water

And I thought my imagination was wild...

This is proof the simulation is full of glitchy characters who the developers started to code but couldn't finish so just let em rip and now are self replicating viruses. Now . . . Seriously, is my thought less crazy than hers? Of course it is.

She's right. Also some male whores ejaculate blood. Keep that filth from your vaginas everyone (who has a vagina obviously).