Hate to break it to you, but Scientists would just put it on the cover of "National Geographic" instead, where they'd hope to make enough money and renown to end up on the cover of both "Forbes" and "Science" magazine.
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Additionally, if a monkey spent all its time following around and watching another species... scientists would study that monkey to find out what's wrong with it
Imagine if a large group of monkeys gave their hard earned bananas to a gorilla for safe keeping, you know, because they believe he’s a smart guy, but then the gorilla immediately begins using those bananas to speculate on the fruit market because the commissions he earns keeping an eye on the bananas isn’t enough. Anyway, one bad investment later, and it’s all gone. Does the gorilla get punished? Nope because the jungle is run by gorillas
But spouting off like this when you don't understand economics is less than admirable
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Additionally, if a monkey spent all its time following around and watching another species... scientists would study that monkey to find out what's wrong with it