So NOT ME lol happen to a friend of mine who... well she doesn’t have 2 brain cells to rub together to make a spark big enough to make a thought. Or at least that’s how my grandmother put it to my friends face lmfao
ANY WHO
SO she was
(0.o)
(o.0)
about to wet the old whistle. If you catch my drift.
But her dumb ass thought it was called blow for a reason. So she blew and for some reason how she had her mouth um... positioned? It made a whistle sound. AND HIS DOG CAME IN THE ROOM RUNNING FULL SPEED! (Dog was a Great Dane) It knocked the door off the henges and it feel on top of my friend.
She nearly choked to death lmfao
*wipes tear of laughter* o man it’s not funny because she seriously nearly died smoking the hot dog Roflmmfao but it so is funny Lmmfao she couldn’t talk for a week after lmfao
ANY WHO
SO she was
(0.o)
(o.0)
about to wet the old whistle. If you catch my drift.
But her dumb ass thought it was called blow for a reason. So she blew and for some reason how she had her mouth um... positioned? It made a whistle sound. AND HIS DOG CAME IN THE ROOM RUNNING FULL SPEED! (Dog was a Great Dane) It knocked the door off the henges and it feel on top of my friend.
She nearly choked to death lmfao
*wipes tear of laughter* o man it’s not funny because she seriously nearly died smoking the hot dog Roflmmfao but it so is funny Lmmfao she couldn’t talk for a week after lmfao