I'm convinced @purplepumpkin is an Indiana Jones like character who saves ancient priceless artifacts from being stolen from baddies and brings them to the museum
Hmu if you want some artifacts, I can give you a good price!
Doc, can I interest you in an exchange? I have uuuuh a sandwich and a dead rat, does it work?
I don't, but I'm going to make one. Are you ok with cod liver, which is delicious btw, or would you rather I use beef? pork? the child in my basement? duck?
Me too tbh, he's pretty chill. Here, I took a piece of his liver, the bread is soaked in camel milk, now I'd like your artifacts please!
*merchant 100*
Doc, can I interest you in an exchange? I have uuuuh a sandwich and a dead rat, does it work?
*merchant 100*
*hands you all my artifacts*
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(TITLE FROM REDDIT r/HistoryMemes)